Lately, I have found myself lacking anything to do and growing rather lazy. So, I had a few of the ghosts assist me in rearraging my furniture. What an astonishing difference! It is as though I am staying in an entirely new room! The difference was so convincing that I hit my knees on the seemingly foreign bedside table while getting up this ( Read more... )

[Olimar is climbing around in the fridge again. He's taken it upon himself to clean the more curious biological specimens out of the back, and he's idly dictating to his journal as he does so.]I have noticed trends in the coming and going of Paradisa residents. It seems as though people will arrive several at a time, and vanish several at a time, ( Read more... )

[Dictated, in a way suggesting that he dictates impromptu encyclopedia articles all the time.]

Mallard Duck
Anas platyrhynchosThe most ubiquitous animal in Paradisa. Males of the species have distinctive green colouration on their heads, which is a striking difference from the drab-coloured females. These avians have naturally waterproofed ( Read more... )

SURROUNDING FARMLANDS
[All the area between Winchester and Fairfield, divided by a creek that separates the farms of one town from the farms of another.

Go for it, buckeroos.]

It has now been over two months since my arrival in Paradisa. How quickly time passes! I spend the majority of my days investigating this place, and yet I often feel that I know nothing at all ( Read more... )

It appears that a great many castle residents have found themselves with children. A most surprising development! It appears that Cair Paradisa has the ability to not just move life about, but to create life, as though by merely wishing for it to exist ... As well, there seems to have been no prior consultation with the residents affected. This ( Read more... )

[Dictated, with lots of rustling plants around him.]What a stunning display! The castle grounds have transformed into a riot of flowers and life! It appears that seasonal changes in Paradisa are dramatic, indeed. I shall be kept busy studying the many new species of plants, and the animal life that has come with them ( Read more... )

[Kitchen-goers may notice a red light on the end of an antenna, poking out of the slightly-open fridge door. Olimar is inside, dictating to his journal:]Even on an ordinary day, the variety of foodstuff in Cair Paradisa is astounding! I estimate over thirty condiments of varying composition, as well as a plethora of grains, vegetables and meat ( Read more... )

[Problems have solutions. Finding those solutions is simply a matter of systemic elimination ( Read more... )

I find myself in a huge, ornately furnished room, with a logbook of communications beside me. The writing inside is widely varied, and all of it unfamiliar to me. But yet my name is embossed on the first page of this book! Has my arrival been expected by some unknown being? What forces have conspired to bring me here? I have no memory of arriving ( Read more... )